the year is 2038. the tsn fandom still exists. however by this point many have lost their final vestiges of sanity. there is an uprising. andrew and jesse are taken hostage and forced to perform a fandom-scripted sequel where mark and wardo finally talk to one another and sort out their issues. upon viewing this true ending every surviving member of the fandom turns to dust. the curse is broken.

#no one in the entire world can’t tell me this isn’t PURE FLIRTATION#literally #he smacks his ass #… wardo #eyes up and down #smirking #chewing the inside of his lip or the red vine or WHATEVER like he’s working out an oral fixation need#HIS EYES GO UP AND DOWN HIM TWICE #christ #and then he’s literally on his toes until the last second #when he lowers down #just on edge like yeah wardo hi mmmmm wardo.#kill me #mark is such a horndog